I'm not a moron, but I play one in real life.

Did I ever mention I have a college degree? Really, I do. And my degree is in a pretty hard major from a fairly prestigous school. I'm not bragging here, but after reading some of these posts, you may have come to the conclusion that I'm a moron. We all have ridiculous stories to tell, most just never bother to write them down, let alone post them on the world wide web for all to critique. Based on the last sentence, maybe I am a moron.