Friday, August 19, 2011
I'm Getting Desperate
I tried feigning Narcolepsy tonight but Christine wasn't having it. Something about not having it for the past 17 years. Who is she, Sherlock Holmes? Anyway, a word of advice for you younger, single guys out there. Start faking this sleeping disorder now, it will come in handy later. And not just when you have to give late night feeds to the baby. You can have an 'episode' right in the middle of your wife telling you about her day, or better yet, when she's asking you to take out the trash. The possibilities are limitless! But start early and stick with it or it will never pan out. That right there is good, solid marital advice - on the house.
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Just to clarify this has only been the 12am feeding. Talk to me when it is the 3am and 6am feedings. This from a man who has occasionaly stayed up on a week night to the wee hours in the morning playing video games and still managed to get up for work in the morning. Buck up! You're a man, Right?
ReplyDeleteI say to all you unmarried women out there~start faking
ReplyDelete1: I don't know how to cook!
2: I don't know how to do laundry!
3: Vacuum cleaners scare me!
4: etc, etc, etc!
Your claims are grossly exaggerated! Sometimes that feed time pushes well past midnight, even into the 12:30 AM hour.
ReplyDeleteMany women today don't have to fake those items above because they are true.
ReplyDeleteIf you kids don't settle down I will turn this blog around right now!
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