Big Trouble at McDonalds this Sunday AM

Given the circumstances, the title may have mislead you. Fear not, the trouble is at the onsite McDonalds restaurant this Sunday morning. The cash registers are down and the teenage staff has resorted to pen, paper, and calculator to keep the profits flowing for this McD's franchise.

Despite what these kids have been told by their public school teachers, they WILL have to use math in their future careers. It makes me proud to be an American, when I see that our youth still heed the call of honor and duty, and are willing to step up to face any challenge placed in front of them. In this day and age, asking these kids to apply the commutative, associative, and distributive properties of addition and subtraction by freehand is the same as asking our American boys to storm the beaches of Normandy almost seven decades ago.

Carry on brave souls, carry on. America needs you now more than ever.